The world’s greatest app for sayings & jokes! ——————————————— OVERVIEW ——————————————— We’ve created the worlds greatest app for sayings, quotes and jokes! So you’re looking for the perfect quote or saying? Or just want to have fun and a good time? Enjoy the best of the best & funniest sayings, ever! ——————————————— QUANTITIES ——————————————— ● 100,000+ cool sayings, funny jokes & cute quotes - no internet connection required! ● 130 categories - for anyone, any taste and any mood: • Cool Sayings • Sex Jokes • Romantic Quotes • Attitude Sayings • Sarcastic Sayings • Friendship Sayings • T-Shirt Sayings • Insulting Sayings • Sticker Sayings • Car Bumper Sayings • Funny Ways To Annoy People • Yo mamma • Emo Jokes • Funny Confucius • Men and Women • Oneliners • Crazy Thoughts • Weird Language • Last Words • Knock Knock Sayings • Funny Names • Funny Military Quotes • Crazy Bollywood Subtitles • Weird Band Names • Love Sayings • Love Poems • Good Morning SMS • Good Night SMS • Flirting SMS • Broken Heart Quotes • Humorous Sayings • Wise Quotes • Geek and Nerd Quotes • Irish Blessings • Rumi and Sufi Sayings • Bible Verses • Birthday Congratulations • Easter and Christmas Quotes • Valentine’s Day Wishes • Things You’d Love To Say But Can’t • Thank You! • Tongue Twister • Tattoo Phrases • Latin and Greek Tattoo Phrases • Get well soon and about 75 other categories! ——————————————— SECTIONS ——————————————— ● Favourites section for your favourite sayings & jokes ● Search sayings & jokes by full text search ——————————————— SHARING ——————————————— ● Social Networks ● E-mail ● Copy to clipboard ● SMS (text message) ——————————————— USABILITY ——————————————— ● Easy navigation ● Text to speech: The App reads (Internet connection required) ● Random saying ● Rate all sayings online ● Retina display ready ● Universal App ● Multilingual - you can change the language of your device also to German and Italian (40,000 English, 40,000 German, 20,000 Italian) ● All sayings are text ready - no need to cut and paste ——————————————— Just try it! It’s the best app of the kind, it’s the sayings application you have been waiting for! ———————————————